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Eddie murphy raw record10/23/2023 Did y'all see Delirious? ln Delirious, I was making fun out of a lot of entertainers too. That's why I haven't been on the road the last three years. Every now and then I take a joke too far. Except only I'm getting paid for the ***. We filming a movie here tonight and y'all gonna be in this ***. Don't let the lights and cameras throw y'all. And hello, New York City! Thank you for coming out. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm looking forward to seeing him in that leather suit. "Now it's snowing!" So the lion said, "Oh, yeah? Well, I can make the stars come out." And then he kicked him in the ding-ding. "Now there's thunder!" Then he started doo-dooing. "Now it's raining!" Then he started farting. And then he started peeing on the lion's head. The monkey said, "I can make the weather change." And the lion said, "No, you can't." So the monkey started climbing up the tree. Why do they fall in love? Why does the rain fall from up above? Why do fools fall in love? Why do they fall in love? Mama, I got a joke. Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds sing so gay? And lovers await the break of day. ![]() Can't you see the kids are trying to put a show on there? Lester, she ain't your mama. lt ain't nothing but the old shuffle-butt. Get down, Lester, you is talking! You move like you're 21. Show me that little dance y'all be doing. He probably got it in there with the turkey leg and the sweet potato pie. I'm gonna smack one of you now, you hear? Them pants cost $3.98, baby, you hear? See that chocolate cake I bought? The chocolate cake that was on the counter? - Yeah. Show me that little dance you-all be doing.
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